| — | Lady GaGa |
The problem with guys :
If you treat him nicely , he says you are in love with him .
If you dont , he says you are proud .
If you dress nicely , he says you are trying to lure him .
If you dont , he says you are from kampong .
If you argue with him , he says you are stubborn .
If you keep quiet , he says you have no brains .
If you are smarter than him , he will lose face .
If he is smarter than you , he is GREAT .
If you dont love him , he will try to possess you .
If you love him , he will leave you ( very true , huh ? )
If you dont make love with him , he says you dont love him .
If you do , he says you are CHEAP .
If you tell him your problems , he says you are troublesome .
If you dont , he says you dont trust him .
If you scold him , you are like a nanny to him .
If he scolds you , it is because he CARES for you .
If you break your promise , you cannot be trusted .
If he breaks his promise , he is FORCED to do so .
If you smoke , you are a BAD girl .
If he smokes , he is a GENTLEMAN .
If you do well in your exams , he says it is LUCK .
If he does well in his exam , he says it’s BRAINS .
If you hurt him , you are CRUEL .
If he hurts you , you are too sensitive .
If you send this to guys , they will say it’s not true .
But if you dont , they will say you are selfish .
Send this to guys out there , and to girls too , to give them some laughter !

